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I guess I’ll be the first one off the diving board. Hi, Grim. It’s me, H.E. I hope we don’t see each other for a while. Toodles!
That depends entirely on whether or not you eat your vegetables.
My suggested epitaph is a quote of myself: “This will be cool. Watch this. Hold my beer.”
Thanks for the heads up, Elias.
I’ll hold your horse while you Reap….him!
Nice.
Loving the way your letting your hood down and showing yourself to be not such a scary dude. When it’s your time… nice to have someone that actually gets what our lives are like doing the job.
*sniffle* It’s so nice to finally be understood. *sniffle*
*hands Grim a hankie*
Glad to make your day
“Oops”
“Now I feel like a putz”
“Does this stone make my ass look big”
“OUCH! Stop standing there!!!”
If you only knew how many times I’ve heard, “OUCH! Stop standing there!!!” Yes, I have done a lot of reaping in Bangkok.
Damn! I should have looked both ways before crossing the Road!
I see a very specific gravestone in your future…
Nice Blog, Thanks for stopping by.
No, thank you!
Not a very original epitaph, but okay.
So, I cut the red wire here ….. Huh !! … What was that ?
Hehehe…good one! Stand by.
Grim, nothing personal, but stay the fuck away for a few decades. You’ve already got the soul of my asshole brother-in-law a coupla weeks ago so I think it’s a fair enough trade. And no, you can’t return him.
It’s a deal. Asshole brother-in-law, huh? I wonder if he is a resident of our new “Southern Complex?”
this is an awsome book
Thanks Nick! I think your epitaph will read: He lived to be 105…
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